normal people vs ed sheeran
Normal people:
Im crying because I really miss you.
Ed:
I don't get waves of missing you anymore, they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
Normal people:
oh stop, you're making me blush!
Ed:
tell her that she turns my cheeks the colour of my hair
Normal people:
were spooning
Ed:
were resembling cutlery
Normal people:
my life is falling apart
Ed:
her face seems slowly sinking, wasting, crumbling like pastries
Normal people:
will you marry me?
Ed:
see, I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle
the difference between ed sheeran and other people
Most people:
Snorting coke
Ed Sheeran:
Breathing in snowflakes
Most people:
Will you marry me?
Ed Sheeran:
I can do without a tan, on my left hand, where my fourth finger meets my knuckle
